me on the outside: :)
me on the inside: >:)
tips on kissing boys
1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda
i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell
- When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
- When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
- When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
logging onto tumblr near autumn
Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
it’s like one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!