fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
let’s talk about the universe and make out
[pokes head in your window] did someone say remus lupin [follows you from room to room] I heard you don’t lie [climbs into your lap] talk to me about remus lupin [cries incoherently for five hours]
2014 is gonna be tough because it’s hard to change a 3 to a 4
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out