oomshi:

me on the outside:  :)

me on the inside:  >:)



tips on kissing boys

deodoranting:

1. start off with slow kisses
2. when he’s least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
3. swallow him whole
4. slither away you fiesty anaconda



bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell



pleasedonttouchmethanks:

whouer:

when you try your best but your don’t succeed

your don’t succeed



  • When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
  • When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
  • When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops




clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image



Back to the beginning. 







oksigh:

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.



emmawatsonupdates:

Emma Watson on set of ‘Colonia’ [October 03, 2014]

More pictures





rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

image



Anonymous asked: i dont understand that joke with the fractions what is it :(

it’s like one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish!


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