dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies, expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person
"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer
you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful