tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly emotional







sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy



dutchster:

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

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me and my new palm, Arnold. 🌴



seriuhsly:

"what does a boner even feel like"

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weloveshortvideos:

Why..- Vine by Deanna Ward



fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS



vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower





kingsofbrooklyn:

Dobby is a free elf, and he has come to rescue Harry Potter and his friends!



seven devils all around you



imsirius:

make me choose Harmony or Everthorne or Doctor/Rose (for Shannon and Kyle)




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